No, Britney Spears did not buy a Private Island, but in her recent MTV documentery she commented on how she would like to be able to escape from the glare of the paparazzi by moving to her own private island. “That would be heaven - to have my kids on an island, and a man, and nobody can get to us.”

The Gallery of the Absurd was inspired by Britney’s comments and created an image of what her island would look like if she actually built one. Here is how the website describes her island.

The sun drenched white sands of Possum Island, located near the Sea of Frappuccino is where Britney spends most her time sunning and enjoying the nearby Taco Bell tiki hut.  Her bothersome father lives in a tent out near the Strait of Y’all.

The island also contains many species of flora and fauna not found anywhere else, such as the Southern Cheeto Tree, The Britmunk and the Tacofish.

To read the complete article visit the Gallery of the Absurd